Only a few days into my blogging, and I already seem to be running out of ideas. Could I write about food? Everyone writes about food, and I’m not quite culinarily skilled to food-blog. I turn to my friends for advice. Some of their suggestions (and my thoughts on them):
Girls: I could write about how girls are like flowers. Sweet as honey, soft as bread. Mmmm, honey bread.
Flowers: Girls are like flowers. You can look at them all, but when you pick them, it’s best to get just one. No wait, bouquets are awesome…
Bus Ride: The wheels on the bus go round and round like the world. As I ride upon this rubber version of the world, I can blog to the world wide web, networking from the ground up…
Women: Women are like buses. Some are large and roll round and round. Some have lots of gas.
Eugenics: The shift in the world’s population from bus-women to flower-girls.
Sunsets: The sun is a large, round woman.
Clouds: Cover the sun.
Chex Mix: Why is it so good?!
Not many of my friends have good ideas. Not many of my friends have blogs. But how about a Chinese fable?
Once upon a time there was an old man. He walked to his shop in town to work, but had to cross a huge mountain. Every day, he would pick up a few rocks from the mountain and carry them away. A young traveler saw him and called out, “Foolish old man! Why are you trying to move the mountain? You could move rocks all day and it would still be there when you died!”
The wise old man replied, “Yes, I am but one man, and I cannot move away this mountain. But I have sons who can move the mountain when it is their time. And those sons will have sons, who will move more sons. Little by little, my descendents will move the mountain until it is gone.”
The young man thought about this for moment and nodded. “Old man, you are wise indeed. Thank you for your insights into life.” He picked up his stuff and walked away, silently thanking the old man for his advice.
Later that night, the young man reached home. He called out to his wife, “Wife, I have great news. I met an old man trying to move a mountain, and I thought he was foolish indeed. But I have learned something! I want many sons! Do not produce any daughters for me, unless they can move mountains all day!”
Alternative Ending:
Later that night, the young man reached home. He called out to his wife, “Wife, I have great news. I just saved a bunch of money on my auto insurance by switching to Geico!”
And….I’m done.
The Death Breath (Moan) of Newspapers
My younger brother, quite accomplished for a 17-year-old, is an intern at the Signal, the local newspaper of my California hometown area. His words to me were, “What do you know about social networking?” And now in a typical Web 2.0 format (GChat Archive + my slow responses):
My answer at the time was simply “good journalism.” I reasoned that despite the decreased interest in paper newspaper, the Signal could boost its online and paper readership with better writing rather than features and gimmicks. But after thinking about it more carefully, I realized that this might not be the case. Many people are on the computer with the primary purpose of enjoyment: reading “good writings” comes in as a secondary goal. While I can’t imagine why I’d join in a small, newspaper-run social network when I’ve already spread my social webs all over the place with Facebook, Twitter, and my blog, I do think that newspapers need to do something drastic to “survive.”
I put “survive” in quotes, however, because to survive implies that there is or was a risk of death. And to be at risk of death from a Darwinian/evolutionary standpoint means there is a failure to adapt and change. For newspaper executives to say that their industry is dying is to admit that they are helpless to change the machinations of a large but oh=so-last-century phenomenon. This does not have to be the case.
Yahoo! News ran an article today [link] on “wanted ’survival strategies’ for dying US newspapers.” The possible solutions include micropayments, hyperlocal news, and philanthropic schemes. Steven Outing calls for “voluntary monthly payments.” T.J. Sullivan calls for newspapers to go on a strike of sorts – shutting down online services to non-paying subscribers and letting people see what it would be like.
Epic fail, as Gen Y would say. These pundits and executives sitting around arguing about how to “survive” are as antiquated as their paper newspapers. For sure, they have the management know-how and business experience that they could only accumulate over many years of work. I am sure that if I tried to run a newspaper, I too would end in “epic fail”.
But this does not obscure their problem, or the problems with their solutions. Let’s look at some of them.
What then, is my idea for profitability? I’m not sure – I’m an outsider, a bystander. I can witness an accident and tragedy about to occur, but that does not mean I can intervene.
However, I do know that it is not time for a newspaper bailout. Sympathy does not work in capitalism: look at our current bail-out fiascos. It is time to let the old style of newspapers and their corporations die. Good journalism will persevere, but not in the business format that it currently struggles in. Someone needs to rebuild the online news industry from the ground-up, rather than trying to bridge an old-style into the 21st century. Online news must be self-sustaining and reputable, with substantial user input. People don’t simply want to hear, they want to ask, to write – to join in. Why else would people like me blog for the public? I could just write in a private electronic diary otherwise.
Rather, the keywords to look out for are user-based, editor-filtered, free, reputable, and excellence. So many people are vying for my attention – dozens of online newspapers, fellow bloggers, nonprofit organizations, and for-profit businesses. You, Mr. Newspaper Owner, are not an AUTHORITY but a PEER, whom I rate with an extra star or two because of your journalistic training and track record. The Internet is about the power of the people, and you are free to try to make money off of it, but attempting to do so by taking that power away will either lead to 1) EPIC FAIL or 2) a worse-off world.
I am a supporter of businesses, and I hope that honest, reputable news finds a solid foundation for success in the online world. If I knew the answer, I’d have a Top 10 blog right now. If only.