Only a few days into my blogging, and I already seem to be running out of ideas. Could I write about food? Everyone writes about food, and I’m not quite culinarily skilled to food-blog. I turn to my friends for advice. Some of their suggestions (and my thoughts on them):
Girls: I could write about how girls are like flowers. Sweet as honey, soft as bread. Mmmm, honey bread.
Flowers: Girls are like flowers. You can look at them all, but when you pick them, it’s best to get just one. No wait, bouquets are awesome…
Bus Ride: The wheels on the bus go round and round like the world. As I ride upon this rubber version of the world, I can blog to the world wide web, networking from the ground up…
Women: Women are like buses. Some are large and roll round and round. Some have lots of gas.
Eugenics: The shift in the world’s population from bus-women to flower-girls.
Sunsets: The sun is a large, round woman.
Clouds: Cover the sun.
Chex Mix: Why is it so good?!
Not many of my friends have good ideas. Not many of my friends have blogs. But how about a Chinese fable?
Once upon a time there was an old man. He walked to his shop in town to work, but had to cross a huge mountain. Every day, he would pick up a few rocks from the mountain and carry them away. A young traveler saw him and called out, “Foolish old man! Why are you trying to move the mountain? You could move rocks all day and it would still be there when you died!”
The wise old man replied, “Yes, I am but one man, and I cannot move away this mountain. But I have sons who can move the mountain when it is their time. And those sons will have sons, who will move more sons. Little by little, my descendents will move the mountain until it is gone.”
The young man thought about this for moment and nodded. “Old man, you are wise indeed. Thank you for your insights into life.” He picked up his stuff and walked away, silently thanking the old man for his advice.
Later that night, the young man reached home. He called out to his wife, “Wife, I have great news. I met an old man trying to move a mountain, and I thought he was foolish indeed. But I have learned something! I want many sons! Do not produce any daughters for me, unless they can move mountains all day!”
Alternative Ending:
Later that night, the young man reached home. He called out to his wife, “Wife, I have great news. I just saved a bunch of money on my auto insurance by switching to Geico!”
And….I’m done.
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WHE = World Harvard Entertainment
I use Pandora frequently as a source of music. Pandora always has ads on the side (otherwise how else would they make money?). But I saw a strange one today.
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Harvard Business School on Pandora
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Look closer:
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Harvard Business School Chair
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Now it’s fine that Harvard Business School is advertising on Pandora. After all, aspiring businessfolk spend most of their hanging out on Pandora listening to music. But why the line, “Where can this seat take you?” Do Harvard Business School students sit on steel chairs in class? Red ones are stylish, but that can’t explain everything.
Well, I do have an answer. Some geniuses at Harvard Business School are using subliminal messaging to promote their new business venture, World Harvard Entertainment.
Where is this idea drawn from? The WWE, of course.
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Note the RED knee bands. Harvard Business School students are very clever indeed.
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Note the RED ropes. Very Very Clever (VVC)!
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RED gloves - You see the trend now? By using the red steel chair as an advertisement, Harvard Business School connects strongly to the chair-smashing red-colored attitude of the WWE. But luckily you have me here to help you see through it all!
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In conclusion, Harvard Business School = WRESTLEMANIA!!!!!
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Yes, I know, there are no red chairs in the video. But Harvard can’t copy WWE exactly. This is just a new style, based off of WWE’s use of chairs and red gloves, rope, knee bands, etc. 3…2…1…woot!